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shitshilarious:

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robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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hbshizzle:

the longer Rusev remains undefeated the larger and more powerful Lana’s bun gets as it absorbs the souls of Rusev’s fallen victims.

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simplypotterheads:

   and to you
if you have
   stuck
       with harry
             until the
          very
      end.

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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

Someone write me the book.

"Oh cool tattoo, what does it mean?"
*stares at duck image on bicep, sobbing* “I DON’T KNOOOOOW”

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ima90switch:

I kinda really wanna photoshop my boobs in there

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Gizmo and the Hazelnut (x)

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kendallnelsonart:

I’m excited for my next stack of Disneyland gifs! Can anyone guess what this one might be?

kendallnelsonart:

I’m excited for my next stack of Disneyland gifs! Can anyone guess what this one might be?

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quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • cute as frickle
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

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