I hate reserving hotel rooms online because it says “THIS AMOUNT BILLED TO YOU” so even though I KNOW you don’t pay until checkout I am going to monitor my empty bank account for the next two days to make sure something horrible doesn’t happen.

On the plus side: Disney.



So I made a thing

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: kya-lok
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be sure to pretend your wife isn’t trivial and boring for at least five minutes before you nail her

Source: baby-fish-mouth

My left ear can hear the dog yapping out back because we won’t let her in because we found fleas on her and my right ear can hear Man Across The Street hacking his damn lungs out for 10 minutes at a time because all he does is walk around the cul-de-sac smoking all. damn. day.

This is fun.


"This is how thoroughly we women have been sexualized, that we cannot make the kind of noises that come with physical exertion without it being associated with sex. In fact, everything about our bodies has been sexualized in one way or another. If we groan during sport or we breast-feed in public, we are criticized for making people think about sex. If we talk openly about things like menstruation and poop and farts, then we are criticized for making people not want to think about sex.

Think about what it means to be ladylike and all of the adjectives that go along with it: elegant, cultured, classy, sophisticated. To be successful at being feminine means being successful at being private, keeping your body’s natural functions behind closed doors and never letting anyone know they exist. It means to be constrained, that you do not let your legs spread wide in public transportation and you do not make noises that are harsh on the ears. It means presenting a polished, shiny surface to the world at all times, one that allows others to project whatever they wish onto you while never showing too much of your true self."

Source: fitandfeminist.wordpress.com


"this is the internet, i can say whatever i want" is a super creepy and obvious way to say "when there are no obvious consequences for my actions i lack all empathy"

(via liamdryden)

Source: womxxn
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